“Men are women’s playthings, women are the devil’s.” ~ Victor Hugo.

There once was a Queen named Risque
that blended Chinese with Francais.
whenever she’d call,
she’d summon her Ball,
and yet another bouquet for her cache.
ALTERNATE ENDING:
and a mallet for playing croquet.

….

Driven from its house
the line yet remains
Scholars till the end.

Minion Pervswerve